Just Because...: You Know to Think Twice When...

You Know to Think Twice When...

You know you need to think twice when:

you call a new doctor's office to get directions to their "top secret location" and the receptionist tells you "I don't know how to tell you how to get here, I just live here"
on your way home you see an ambulance leaving Chik-Fil-A. Cross that place off of one's list of "acceptable fast food places in a pinch". Suddenly, cooking after a long day sounds so much better.
while shopping at Whole Foods you see that an onion is $2.68 a lb. Don't onions come from the ground?
you also see that a tuna steak at the same Whole Foods is $26.99 a lb. At Albertsons its $7.99 a lb. Both of which are frozen because you know damn well Orlando isn't near any damn fresh tuna catch of the days.
while driving in traffic you realize that the people here in Orlando are a bunch of displaced Northern crazy drivers.
that a "large vanilla" at Baskin Robbins/Dunkin' Donuts is either a 1 scoop, 2 scoop or 3 scoop. When the woman wouldn't give the counter person a defined version of "large", she blew up telling the counter person that she was the "guest" and in a cascade of F-Bombs (in front of children as well), that he had an attitude. Note to self: Thou should be nicer to the counter person - they can spit in your food. In a case of "power", they just trumped you.

Yeah - I can see why Orlando topped the list of America's Angriest Cities!

Posted by Lys :: 9:35 PM :: 0 comments

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