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Sunday, August 27, 2006

• Why is it, they always say "When Life Throws You Lemons - Make Lemonade". I don't like lemonade. I like ice coffee...
• Why is it that people assume that they know what I'm talking about when, in reality, they don't have a clue?
• Why is it that people just automatically say "Bless You" when sneezing and, when you know another one is coming shortly and you don't say the proverbial "Bless You" until the person's sneezing fit is over, they look at you like you're crazy? Doesn't it sound stupid to say bless you every five seconds when a person is sneezing 5 times in a row? It is allergy season, ya know.
• Why is it that when a server can't seem to get your order right, said server gets upset when you correct them? Corrective criticism anyone? They are still getting a tip unless they f'd it up that badly.
• Why is it when you tell a friend the truth that they don't want to hear, you feel guilty like you should preface everything from now on with "I'm sorry but". Since when did defending one's opinions earn one the catholic guilt?
• Why is it that I just can't seem to realize - Costco/Saturdays = whopper of a bill AND people who can't drive their carts in the right direction. That place needs stoplights at the end of every aisle. Jeesh!
• Why is it that I always seem to want what I can't have and never seem to see what's in front of my damn face until it's too late?

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