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Friday, April 07, 2006

• As dorky lookin' redneck boy looks around the club he whispers to his friend "Dude, I'm with the hottest piece of ass here tonight"
• Same Redneck idiot later says to his friend, "Did you see my girl's rack".
• "If you hook me up with that brunette, I'll buy you a shot".
• "We got to make the rounds again, once around the room" says a lawyer to his boss's SECRETARY!
• "Dude - I like **ssy, not **ck"
• "Someone gave a judge a "Motion to Kiss My Ass" and didn't get sanctioned - it even got published".
• "Don't Fuk with me today".
• "I'm not sleeping with you."
• "Three for One" chanted repeatedly by a bunch of associates aka frat boys.

Sometimes, I wonder - they really don't wanna know what I think, do they? Maybe next time I'll have to remind them of what they sound like sober.

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