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Saturday, May 20, 2006

Well, the Roomie has departed for the North and, this morning, I made some interesting observations while at Orlando's International Airport...

• Ladies, at 9:00 in the morning, city shorts, a tight ass shirt and these shoes are NEVER a good idea.
• Also, if you are going to wear stilettos like this, please learn how to walk in them first.
• If the shirt is tight and shows the belly & chichos, is a one shoulder spandex item and you are over 40, please give the shirt back to your daughter wearing the above mentioned heels.
• Ladies - it's an airport, not a club (You'd be amazed at the number of people dressed for a club moreso than travel. How can THAT be comfortable.)
• Please, for the love of God, if it is early in the morning, that's still no excuse for not combing your hair. Make sure your hair is at least combed and your weave is correct (if you should wear one).
• Also, should you wish to wear patterns - if you are wearing a leopard print shirt, a tiger print bag and zebra shoes that is considered overkill.
• I know some people have addictions, but what is the satisfaction of walking through the airport with an unlit cigarette hanging from one's mouth? Not to mention, said woman's tank top was half up caught in her bag and the woman proceeded to walk through the entire airport like that with her husband doing nothing to say at least, "honey - don't look a fool. Pull your shirt down". Trust me - one doesn't need to see the goods!
• Slippers are for home - not for outdoors.
• If you have packed too much, don't get mad at the rep who tells you that you will have to pay. Word to the wise, redistributing among the same suitase = same weight. DOH!
• If you are in line, please be considerate for the people around you - which means if you are staring people down, that's rude.
• If you are going home from visiting Disney, don't talk in a tone to your wife who is wearing a burka, get angry with the rep at the counter (who we later had to talk to) and THEN have the NERVE to glare at a soldier dressed in military fatigues on his way back to Iraq.

I'm tellin' ya, What Not To Wear would have a field day at OIA!

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