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Sunday, March 19, 2006

So Saturday night, this gal went out with Bec to a bar whose name I had forgotten (but I soooo used to love) and here are just a few things that were heard that evening...

* "So, are those real?"

* "What the fuk - Why are you looking at my boobs?"

* "She should NOT be wearing a tube top - back fat people BACK FAT!"

* "Don't request a song if you aren't going to dance to it"

* "Are you sure those are real?"

* "How can I not look - you got those things in my face" said by a 5'3 idiot to girl with a very low cut top, insinuating that they were real (and, for once, it wasn't me).

* "Can I buy you a drink or will you yell at me?"

* "Skeet Skeet Skeet" screached by a 5'2 country bumpkin' lookin' white boy karaoking to Lil' Jon...

* "You used to go out with that asshole right?"

* "Ever married" - when the answer was no, "Commitment Issues?"

There is SO much more, but time is tight right now and I have a very early flight..

News at Noon ;)

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