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Monday, May 22, 2006

After suffering another bout of insomnia, this gal decided to catch the morning news... I mean, after all we had a shooting, a roving pawless bear and other major news stories to worry about - plus the morning commute. What does OUR news lead off with - "Boxers or Briefs - what couples should consider when thinking about fertility". What? HELLO - what is the point of asking Boxers or Briefs as the lead in at 6:00 a.m. Are they stupid? Then they follow with their idea of "big news" - Axl Rose and Tommy Hilfiger duking it out. One of the anchors tried to serenade the traffic correspondent with her rendition of "I'm Too Sexy". My ears wanted to BLEED.

Mind you one of these two anchors was the same one who, last week, thought wearing sequins was a good idea. Today, she just thought to dress like Carol Brady. Needless to say, I've switched the channel (and loyalty) to Channel 9 and I never thought THAT would happen. Obviously Channel 9 is a tad more concerned about what really can be termed "news" and less on a mans virility. And they do keep the off key singing to a minimum.

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